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		<title>T-shirt War!</title>
		<link>http://blog.stuart.shelton.me/archives/506</link>
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Stop-motion animation rocks  
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		<title>Do I eat &#8230;what now?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, how do you read this?!

Click to enlarge
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		<title>&#8220;Stop, you&#8217;re only making it worse&#8230;&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 12:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gotta love YouTube  



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		<title>It&#8217;s all down to context</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:31:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The SureFire ShotTimer is an effective, convenient way for shooting enthusiasts, law enforcement officers, and military personnel&#8221; &#8230; blimey, steady on! &#8230; &#8220;to improve their shooting skills and monitor their progress.&#8221; &#8230; ahh  
ShotTimer (not available in the UK, where we obviously don&#8217;t think that military personnel, law enforcement officers and enthusiasts should be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A literary jewel&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.stuart.shelton.me/archives/106</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes, you&#8217;ve got to love the oft-maligned BBC, such as in today&#8217;s news story &#8220;Swearing removed from kids&#8217; book&#8221; where they somewhat delicately state:
In future editions, the offending word will be altered by one letter and replaced with &#8220;twit&#8221;.
Verily, I doff my cap to the writer who devised that most excellent turn of phrase.
Many thanks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best video review ever&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.stuart.shelton.me/archives/75</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is without a doubt the best video review of a game that I&#8217;ve ever seen  
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		<title>Zero Punctuation Reviews</title>
		<link>http://blog.stuart.shelton.me/archives/72</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Genius.
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		<title>We, ah&#8230; may need emergency surgery</title>
		<link>http://blog.stuart.shelton.me/archives/65</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Oxymoron of the day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 17:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vacuum-packed.
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		<title>Houston, we have a (weight) problem&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.stuart.shelton.me/archives/46</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The BBC reports that &#8220;Buzz&#8221; Aldrin was the first person the officially enter the new Grand Canyon Skywalk.
The BBC article states that the Skywalk structure is capable of supporting a weight of 35,000 tons &#8211; but that only 120 people can be within it at any one time&#8230; welcome to the world of the 300 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t believe the truth</title>
		<link>http://blog.stuart.shelton.me/archives/18</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 15:50:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, what would you think?  
&#160;
FBI Asylum Pizza [snopes.com].   Mmmmmm&#8230; pizza.
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		<title>Maths quotes</title>
		<link>http://blog.stuart.shelton.me/archives/17</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 13:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
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There&#8217;s more great comic strips like this at Matthias Beck&#8217;s homepage [sfsu.edu].
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		<title>What&#8217;s the internet for, again?</title>
		<link>http://blog.stuart.shelton.me/archives/14</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 00:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, the genius of combining two of the best uses of the &#8216;net in one place [video.google.com]  
 
If you&#8217;ve not already been to see it, Avenue Q is truly excellent  
(And bridging a neat gap between this post and the previous, apparently &#8220;Nobody knows how to spell &#8220;bestiality&#8221;&#8220;! [slate.com])
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		<title>sp&#225;sh&#8706;l l&#237;t&apos;&#8706;r-&#8706;-s&#233;</title>
		<link>http://blog.stuart.shelton.me/archives/13</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2006 14:34:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a great website at Spatial Literacy where such things as the distribution of surnames or internet usage by postcode can be looked-up.
&#160;
(And take a guess at how many people, out of an office of 11 working in the High-Tech industry, were able to spell this URL right first time&#8230;
&#160;
&#8230; and guess how many different [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Usability guidelines</title>
		<link>http://blog.stuart.shelton.me/archives/11</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2006 14:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Carole: &#8220;Those headphones can be a pain in the arse!&#8221;
Richard: &#8220;If they&#8217;re a pain in the arse, Carole, you&#8217;re probably not wearing them in the right place&#8221;
&#8230;
Carole: &#8220;Glasses can be a pain in the arse too&#8230;&#8221;
Richard: &#8220;I refer you to my previous comment about headphones!&#8220;
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		<title>Protecting National Monuments</title>
		<link>http://blog.stuart.shelton.me/archives/9</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:06:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[San Francisco Hires Nude Women To Protect Golden Gate Bridge [weeklyworldnews.com].
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